Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper, Thy head, thy sovereign; one that cares for thee, And for thy maintenance commits his body To painful labour both by sea and landWilliam ShakespeareThe Taming of the Shrew
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in herAgatha Christie
Being a husband is a full-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to itArnold BennettThe Title
An early-rising man ... a good spouse but a bad husbandGabriel García MárquezIn Evil Hour
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extractedHelen RowlandA Guide to Men
The majority of husbands remind me of an orang-utan trying to play the violinHonoré de BalzacThe Physiology of Marriage
A good husband should be deaf and a good wife blindFrench proverb